(Verse 1)
Take this EV and shove it, I ain't drivin’ it no more
Tried to take a road trip, but I barely made it past my door
The charger’s broke, the range is a joke, and I’m stranded in the rain
I’d trade this thing for a rusty truck and never look back again

(Verse 2)
Well, I pulled up to a station with my battery runnin’ low
But every plug was taken, and them lines moved way too slow
I asked a fella for some gas, he laughed right in my face
Said, “You went electric, now you’re stuck in second place”

(Chorus)
Take this EV and shove it, I ain't drivin’ it no more
I’d rather ride a donkey than be stuck here at this store
All these apps and all these maps still leave me in the lurch
So take this EV and shove it, I’m headin’ back to church!

(Verse 3)
Now the dealer said, “Oh, trust me, this thing’s built to last”
But that battery ain't cheap, and them tires wear out too fast
And when winter hits, my range just quits, it drops like a stone
So I’ll trade this thing for a diesel king and get myself back home

(Chorus - Repeat)
Take this EV and shove it, I ain't drivin’ it no more
I’d rather push a wheelbarrow than fight with this dashboard
Give me fumes and V8 tunes, let that engine roar
Take this EV and shove it—I ain't drivin’ it no more!

(Outro – Spoken)
Yeah, you can keep your lithium, your charge times, and your app updates…
I’m goin’ back to good ol’ gasoline!